I recently visited a University Campus. While there, I could not help but notice the dozens of students carrying around any of the 'Twilight' series. It occurred to me that if 'educated' individuals are failing to realize exactly what is happening to America, it is time to take more serious action. Our efforts absolutely MUST be redoubled. We must alert our nation and world to this crisis. Mankind must be preserved.
In the words of Van Helsing: "Where do I find it and how do I kill it?"
Be Nimble,
Johnny
Monday, September 29, 2008
Friday, September 26, 2008
Undead Go Home
Welcome to Undead Go Home: The Online Source for the "Crusade Against Resurrected Evil."
(C. A. R. E.) We stand for truth, justice, and Christianity in these troubling times. This winter, we will be banding together to fight the monstrosity known as "Twilight" in movie theaters. A protest will occur in our home city. With a little luck, we will make the news, thereby gaining hundreds of followers.
Please feel free to comment on the blog. I, Johnny Stormcloud, will be monitoring things closely, so if anyone posts any sympathizing propaganda, I will slit your throat with a silver knife.
Cheers!
Johnny
(C. A. R. E.) We stand for truth, justice, and Christianity in these troubling times. This winter, we will be banding together to fight the monstrosity known as "Twilight" in movie theaters. A protest will occur in our home city. With a little luck, we will make the news, thereby gaining hundreds of followers.
Please feel free to comment on the blog. I, Johnny Stormcloud, will be monitoring things closely, so if anyone posts any sympathizing propaganda, I will slit your throat with a silver knife.
Cheers!
Johnny
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